Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"
- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"
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by The doorknob July 12, 2018
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A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
Get the Doorknobs mug.A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.
Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.
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