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Doorknobish 

Adj. Misspelled Misappropriation of the classic expression "doorknoby". Used by bitter resenters in lieu of sabotaging the original expression and spreading it all over, all wrong. Only the worst kind of persons will use it instead of the much more musical "doorknoby"
- "I like that combination of doable and doorknoby!"
- "Doorknobish?"
- "NO! Doorknoby! Like Yellowy!"
Doorknobish by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008
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licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets 

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

doorknobsexual 

someone who identifies as and has a attraction to doorknobs

pronouns: pie and zie
Guy 1: that doorknob is so juicy and hot, i love its curve
Guy 2: dude your doorknobsexual!
Deadpool's name for his guns.

A recurring gag of Deadpool's is when he calls his guns "doorknobs", only to confuse both allies and enemies.
"Doorknobs don't kill people; I kill people." ~ Deadpool
Doorknobs by Merc of a Mouth January 10, 2013
A farting game. When someone farts who is playing the game, he/she must say "safety" before another participant says "doorknobs." If "doorknobs" is spoke before "safety," the farter can be punched in the shoulder unless said farter touches a doorknob. When played by veterans, the pre-fart safety, "pre-safety," can be employed for no more than two minutes to allow for those times of uncertain gastric distress.
Me: <fart>
Other: "Doorknobs!"
Me: Moves toward closest doorknob too slowly.
Other: <smacks me in the shoulder hard>
Both: Laugh.

DoorKnobing 

2 girls in 69 position and the guy is under the bottom girl Pleasuring her asshole
Jonhery, Irean, and Nilda were fucking in the DoorKnobing postoin.
DoorKnobing by A team September 24, 2006
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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