dooque 

a queer or fag. used to insult someone who has done or said something offending to you or a friend of yours

" Shut up dude, you're such a dooque!"

dooque by trunks6190 December 21, 2006

donque

A woman's fine ass. Pronounced like the word Donkey (ass), but spelled differently to differentiate the negative connotations and ugliness associated with the word donkey.

Damn! Did you see the donque on that woman? Mmm...mmm delicious...

donque by OneKnown August 29, 2007

dooduet 

A dooduet is when two people are going the bathroom and decide to break out in song. This trend became popular in the late 1900s in both public and private bathrooms alike. It is not uncommon for someone to sneak into the bathroom while someone else is showering and start a dooduet by surprise. The more advanced someone becomes at a dooduet the more they can start to throw in a flatulent, a stomping of the feet, or a banging of the hands on a stall to add an instrumental beat.

“Hey man, what’re you up to this weekend”

“Going over to Taco City, that place always give me plenty of time to perfect my dooduet after scarfing down a burrito or two”

Example 2:
*Sitting in adjacent stalls in the movie theater

“Grease has to go down in history as a musical classic”

“Seriously man, that last song was awesome”

*In Unison
“We go together like rama lama lama ke ding a de dinga a dong remembered forever like shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yipitty boom de boom!”

dooduet by sobothehobo February 15, 2012

dorque 

A self-aware dork.

My second clue that Archibald was a dorque was a look of satisfaction upon donning the newly-purchased "DORQUE" t-shirt that I had not seen since he first successfully installed Virtualbox on his Linux laptop. It goes without saying that the first clue was the "DORQUE" t-shirt he just bought from CafePress.

dorque by aloysius3 March 12, 2009

Donquese 

A long male with a long dick. No woman or man can take the force that he exerts through his meat. You can typically find him in jail, especially in the shower room waiting for a victim’s cheeks to take.

Me: *drops the soap*
Others: Aye to watch out for Donquese!
Donquese: Damn nigga yo booty looking mighty fine, lemme give you this meat.

Donquese by YoungBoiBreez May 26, 2019

donque

According to Will.I.Am, something that "she" got.

She got a Donque
She got a Donque
She got a Donque
She got a Donque

I got a donque
I got a donque
I got a donque
I got a donque

donque by C-link January 22, 2008

Dorquemada 

The head of any organization's I.T. department, particularly those who abuse their power.

Named for Tomás de Torquemada, Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish Inquisition from 1483 until his death in 1498.

A. Why can't I get online at school? I'm a f**king teacher for God's sake!
B. Dorquemada at County says it will cost too much for the bandwith.
A. That his fat ass is eating up playing Warcraft....

Dorquemada by jimbles May 4, 2010