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My second clue that Archibald was a dorque was a look of satisfaction upon donning the newly-purchased "DORQUE" t-shirt that I had not seen since he first successfully installed Virtualbox on his Linux laptop. It goes without saying that the first clue was the "DORQUE" t-shirt he just bought from CafePress.
dorque by aloysius3 March 12, 2009
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alternative spelling of Dork, sometimes with exaggerated, drawn-out pronunciation. Sometimes used with archaic English for added effect.
Thou art a royal Dorque.
dorque by John J. Ronald February 14, 2006
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a person who eats of its mothers chest, while sucker her nipples
Joe Chugg does this very often
dorque by Josh Preson November 24, 2003
A damned person or persons who don't go outside much and when they do. They tend to be extremely goofy and silly while being the center of attention in an unpleasant way. Either by causing a scene or being extremely flashy with clothes. If someone calls another person a Dorque. They can argue it by saying "It's a family business fabricator" to in turn call the initial person who called them a dorque to be a dorque as well.
"Your clothes are too flashy. You're a dorque"
"It's a family business fabricator. You're part of this now"
Dorque by RyuShiro November 29, 2025
A woman's fine ass. Pronounced like the word Donkey (ass), but spelled differently to differentiate the negative connotations and ugliness associated with the word donkey.
Damn! Did you see the donque on that woman? Mmm...mmm delicious...
donque by OneKnown August 29, 2007
The end. Usually used to describe a person who's unpredictable demeanor can equal great unwanted stability to opposing factors that may be in the way of said person. Can also be used to describe the one who determines how when where and what will happen regardless of consequences.
"You're like Darques, you just ran us."

"Who's in charge? I think, Darques"
Darques by Tirna23 February 22, 2010
Darque (pronounced Dark) is the word which is used to describe someone who is so dark (tan) that they need a few extra letters to emphasize how tan they really are.
Chad: 'You see Becky's tan after her vacation in the Caribbean?'
Brad: 'Yeah, she's darque'
darque by thatsALowPrice July 16, 2018
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