doont 

Doont (du nt) is a mispoken version of "don't". If you're trying to say "do", but change your mind last minute, you end up with doont.

P1: I'm gonna push it!
P2: DOONT!!
P1: Doont?
P2: I thought you were talking about the yellow button at first, but then I realised it could've been the red button.
P1: Ohhhhh...

doont by RickGotTaken March 12, 2025

so easy i doont need arms to win 

means that you are a pro at winning

me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win

so easy i doont need arms to win by chishiki April 30, 2021

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard 

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

dont @ me 

Don't @ me is a phrase on Twitter when you say something and you don't want people to respond directly to you. They can retweet, like, etc. but don't respond directly because you don't care what people have to say about your opinion.

Kylie: "Tagalongs are the best girl scout cookies don't @ me"

Sara: What's "dont @ me"?

Kylie: I don't care about your opinion

dont @ me by lol2038 January 29, 2017

I dont play

stating that you do not mess around and dont bullshit. You dont play games and are all business.

Hey man, I dont know what you heard but I dont play.

I dont play by whitey in lakewood August 17, 2009

Deonte

The most solid person to be around, also very bold. Can take anyone’s bitch and knows how to fight. Usually a basketball player or a rapper/producer. Can be very funny at times but mostly wise

Deonte really took my bitch but he gave her back so im happy

Deonte by SlairBlair98 March 24, 2019