Skip to main content
The act of doon'ting
John asked me if I smoke, but I doon't
Doon't by Harpalyke June 15, 2018
Words you can keep
Doon't is an alternate version of do not.
I doon't have to do that!!
Doon't by Steve Sysak February 7, 2006
dØn't
To both accept and reject.

E.g. "I do and I do not."
Responder being one with mixed feelings about the subject.
1: Do you enjoy drinking?
2: I doon't.
doon't by DavenKunju August 25, 2020

The Doon School 

An elite all-boys boarding school in northern India (often called the Indian Eton by the press, much to its dismay), which has produced famous politicians, journalists, writers, artists, and, quite often, self-entitled brats who think they run the country. Or they should run the country.
The Doon School governance model has come to an end, and the country is now led by a man of the people.

The Indian literary landscape is infested with the Doon School diaspora.

She's going out with a Doon School boy? My sympathies
The Doon School by Slemixton January 4, 2022

the doon 

spitting on her butthole, then shoving a 9 volt battery "has to be 9 volt" while hitting it from behind
man i really gave my girl the doon last night it was awesome
the doon by mohawk24 April 15, 2009

doontoon 

Groundskeeper Willie's pronounciation of "Downtown"
Where you can always go, ACH! DOONTOON!
doontoon by stinky_pants August 27, 2005
A aboriginal cooking pot, also used as slang by men to describe the presence of a womans prized possession. In short a vaj on legs, hopefully with big boobs. Shortened to doont
Show us ya doonte!
How many doonts are commin?
doonte by Jalalamaha August 5, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next