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dookiebutt 

One who goes to the bathroom and doesn't wipe their butt. Thus leaving dookie on their butt. Therefore they are a dookiebutt.
1) A: Ewww, what's that smell?

B: Oh sorry I'm a dookiebutt.

2) A: I heard Jeff doesn't wipe his butt.

B: Wow, what a dookiebutt.
dookiebutt by Ayo d00d January 11, 2012

dookieyanker 

Yo Jared did you know Mike is a dookieyanker. He loves to beat his meat while shitting.
dookieyanker by fuzzyclam July 6, 2014

dookiebun 

When a guy puts his hair in a bun and it resembles a pile of goat dookie.
Look at josues hair ,he is sporting a dookiebun
dookiebun by richard1269 November 7, 2014

dookiewinkle 

The glimmer of greatness in a whole pile of shit.
“Her whole family is ignorant AF.”
“Yeah, but Kelley’s got that scholarship to Stanford.”
“She’s the dookiewinkle alright.”

“Dude, Luke Skywalker was totally the dookiewinkle of Tatooine.”
dookiewinkle by jmorganb March 5, 2020

dookiejuking 

Dodging projectile dookie or dancing cause your about to shit you pants
You was dookiejuking to that bathroom awful fast.
dookiejuking by Rantra June 5, 2021

DookiePunch 

Punching someone with a fist full of Dookie.
Man i hate you so much i just want to DookiePunch you in the face!
DookiePunch by Dr. Hornsby January 23, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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