dookee

Stuff that is expelled from your booty. Usually stinks, and can be green, red, and even yellow, but is usually brown or black.

Where's the closest restroom? I gotta take a dookee!

by Brawlmaster4 July 22, 2009

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Glock dookie

A weapon made in cook county jail which is a whole bunch of nasty ass shit(piss shit cum spit and whatever else) in a bottle which is used to rob people

He almost upped the glock dookie on em when he wouldn’t give up his soups

by Boogiedown April 11, 2022

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dookie water

An alcoholic beverage originated in Tucson, Arizona that consists of gin, grapefruit juice and saladitos (a Mexican candy).

"We are havin a party! We drinkin dookie water tonight!"

by kno gud June 28, 2015

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Colgate Dookie

To have a paste-like bowel movement. Much like Colgate toothpaste. Also, difficult to wipe away the messy aftermath. Prepare to use the whole roll.

Brad: Hey, Connor! Wanna come to Haley's party?

Connor: Sorry bro I can't. I'm stuck on the Shitter with a wicked case of Colgate Dookie!

Brad: That Chinese food tho...

by King Votori August 24, 2014

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Taking a spooky dookie is when one enters a bathroom or restroom with the lights off. You can have no sources of light (ie: Phones, tablets, candles, ect) everything must be pitch black. Then you must procede to take a shit as you normally would, wipe, wash your hands(optional but suggested) and leave. All with the lights off.

Hey man, im gonna go take a spooky dookie ill be right back.

by Coolboii September 6, 2017

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