doofistic 

Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky

Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid

doofistic by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

Dogtistic by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

dogistics 

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

dogistics by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

doofitis by doofitis January 14, 2011

doobstick 

1. An act of incredibly randomness and spontinaeity.

2. A chronic blunt wrapped in a marijuana leaf.

1. DAYUM, did you see that nigga get shit that shit was doobsticks.

2. Lets roll a doobstick and get all fucked up.

doobstick by canavanibus October 24, 2004

doglistic 

the belief that a dog licking a wound will help it heal

My granny was a big believer of doglistic healing

doglistic by Ciro Damalio August 14, 2007

Doomfisting 

Destroying enemy team while playing 'Doomfist'

Genji- "This guy is Doomfisting TF outta us!"

Doomfisting by Savvysyn August 13, 2017