doofistic

Adjective originating from doofus or doofi used particularly well when telling off spanky

Shut the hell up you doofistic fuckoid

by pyro_snowy June 21, 2005

Dogtistic

An autistic canine

Dog, you're autistic. You're dogtistic!

by T. S. Hogdahl II July 6, 2009

dogistics

the planning, implementation, and coordination of the details of what to do with the pooch when you want to get out of town.

Mary: I want to go to Barbados, but I'm not sure what to do with my beloved dog, Molly.

John: You could put her in a kennel...

Mary: No way! Those things are filthy and Molly would be irreparably scarred, mentally and possibly physically!

John: Well then, sounds like you have a serious dogistics problem.

by JoeMammy1 September 30, 2010

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

by doofitis January 14, 2011

doobstick

1. An act of incredibly randomness and spontinaeity.

2. A chronic blunt wrapped in a marijuana leaf.

1. DAYUM, did you see that nigga get shit that shit was doobsticks.

2. Lets roll a doobstick and get all fucked up.

by canavanibus October 24, 2004

doglistic

the belief that a dog licking a wound will help it heal

My granny was a big believer of doglistic healing

by Ciro Damalio August 14, 2007

Doomfisting

Destroying enemy team while playing 'Doomfist'

Genji- "This guy is Doomfisting TF outta us!"

by Savvysyn August 13, 2017