doodlewank

to fuck around or procrastinate

My freind john kept doodlewanking instead of doing his work

by BroPayton May 18, 2025

Doodledandy

When two guys preferably named Darren and Dan fall in love with each other and copy everything each other has.

Hey did you see those two dudes dressed the same ?

Yeah man they are the ultimate doodledandy

by The crazy guy May 24, 2016

doodleware

A visual software development environment.

Enterprise Application Integration and Web services vendors continually tout the ease of use of their visual development environments (disparagingly called "doodleware" by hard-core developers) and the resulting increase in productivity. These suites typically include visual transformation editors, workflow or orchestration editors, schema editors, component assembly tools and the like.

I can't believe this doodleware will eliminate any need for programmers.

by Gregor Hohpe July 15, 2007

Doodlesack

The German word for Bagpipe.

She blows the Doodlesack good.

by sj0r December 10, 2003

DAWDLEWANKER

Somebody who consistently drives at 24-25 mile per hour in a 30mph zone.

That dawdlewanker is going so slowly.

by Dr AGDH January 6, 2019

Doodlebanger

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.

Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.

by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011

poodlewanker

(1) A dick as small as a poodle's.

(2) Someone with a dick as small as a poodle's.

This guy I went out on a date with last night had a great personality, but when he showed me his goods, it turned out he had a real poodlewanker. I don't think I'll be dating him again.

by Wordmaster B December 27, 2004