Doodledandy
When two guys preferably named Darren and Dan fall in love with each other and copy everything each other has.
Doodledandy by The crazy guy May 24, 2016
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Honky Doodle Dandy
The highest attainable rank of “white”; a person of pure Caucasian descent with no other traceable ethnicities. The term “Yankee Doodle Dandy” refers to a specific division regarding any Caucasian born in any of the original six New England states, but mostly Connecticut; genetically predisposed to engage in “white” activities such as boating, camping, and making casseroles.
“Look over there, in that Honda Accord with all four windows down. See the woman tapping the steering wheel to the words of the song and not the beat? That’s that one Honky Doodle Dandy’s wife”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”
“Tsk, man I sold her kid a vape the other day for one of that guy’s Rolex’s”
Honky Doodle Dandy by Star_Index_Media December 6, 2021
Wankee Doodle Dandy
The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.
Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019
Wanky Doodle Dandy
A overly dramatic, and rather camp, expression for a male to describe the act of self love (wanking - duh!) based on the film Yankee Doodle Dandy, staring James Cagney.
Wanky Doodle Dandy by Dav3 July 26, 2006
The Doodle Dandy
A form of fellatio, ie the top-echelon of blowjobs, fantasized by 10 out of 10 Men. Studies show it was once used as a courting and ritual practice on David Copperfield Island. Its when you hum the tune of "Yankee Doodle" while deep throating, and the resulting serious of vibrations caused by the historic melody produces an extra-satisfactory milking. In a lost diary of Thomas Jefferson it states, "Yankee Doodle is a lovely masterpiece. I received a doodle dandy on horseback today. Got milk?" Jefferson called it "Macaroni" for short. He rode a lot of ponies. Which lead to the invention of macaroni and cheese. And the Kraft family inheriting the rights. See custard mitten
The Doodle Dandy by DrDoodleDandie February 19, 2018
Yankee Doodle Dandy
A sexual act where one partner will perform nonlubricated and infrequent tugs on the penis at a rate of approximately 15 tugs per minute.
Yankee Doodle Dandy by Captain Genki September 6, 2020
Yankee Doodle Dandy
A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
Yankee Doodle Dandy by Confooshus October 11, 2017
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