doodlebagel

A bagel, useally not toasted (your own perfrence), that males use for a masterbation tecnique, to spice up their lonely lives, or if their girlfriend is pregnant

Prego girlfriend: wtf this is all over this bagel?
boyfriend: oh i used it as a doodlebagel lastnight, because your hormones were flaring lastnight
Prego gilfriend: you stupid fucker thats gross

by bigsmell August 30, 2010

Doodlebanger

One who arrogantly takes control of a situation/conversation when uninvited altogether. Not only does the individual decrease their social status within the group, they often overcomplicate even the simplest of desicions. Doodlebangers are a rapidly growing group of inappropriate beings usually hailing from rural regions of any civilised country.

Person 1: Let's play some music from my iphone while we sit and drink.

Person 2: Sure

Doodlebanger: Let me get my car over here and we can listen to it on a really good sound system.

Doodlebanger 2: Yeah go get it but make sure it's angled correctly.

by GREYGOOSE666 October 9, 2011

dooshebagel

1. adj. a word to describe a dooshe, bitch, asshole, dick, etc. 2. n. you.

That kids a dooshebagel.

by DOOSHEBAGEL April 11, 2008

Doodlebuged

When u get doodlebuged u get hit in the forehead by a teacher. But softly!

Mrs. Blank: come her child
Child: oh no I'm going to get doodlebuged
Mrs.Blank: "bop"

by Lols4days January 29, 2014

Doodlebanger

A Gay sex trafficer

Dude, you're boyfriend is a Doodlebanger.

by CoCo_NUT January 10, 2020

Doodlebanger

a offensive term used to describe someone who wants to have sexual intimacy with a drawing of a character.

"Ethan called himself a Doodlebanger due to his attraction to the drawing he just made."

by cybereecz May 18, 2025