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doodie calls 

noun: an expression one says when they have to take a shit. similar to when "duty calls" for a soldier or other person of action; when "doodie calls" time is of the essence
Marc: Where are you going? Ace Ventura is about to start

Taylor: Doodie calls- There's no time to waste!

After Van received word that his unit had been called into action he simply replied "Duty calls." Ironically he felt a nervous poo enter his bowels at that moment. "But doodie calls first", he continued, as he headed to the toilet.
doodie calls by thebelgianbomber February 9, 2014

Doodledandy 

When two guys preferably named Darren and Dan fall in love with each other and copy everything each other has.
Hey did you see those two dudes dressed the same ?

Yeah man they are the ultimate doodledandy
Doodledandy by The crazy guy May 24, 2016

Doodie Hole

Hey guys, guess what, I put my finger in her doodie hole!
Doodie Hole by Dirty Sally April 9, 2010
To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled is as drunk as you can be without throwing up in your purse or challenging "that dumb bitch that keeps staring at me" to a fist-fight.
I don't know what they put in those French Pear Martinis the other night, but I knew Emily was super-doodled when she started doing her Tyler Perry impression for that old lady on the Path Train.
doodled by im2kool4skool May 4, 2009

doodiebomb 

Referring to feces to get a laugh. Popularized by the comedy troupe Stella.
I enjoyed the doodiebombs in every Austin Powers movie.
doodiebomb by Robopoet February 20, 2006

Doodledude 

a cool,hip,cute,doodley way to say a friend or someone you might find cute and you want them to think your cute
Mike: Hey doodledude(s)!!!!!
janet: Hey cutiepants!
Doodledude by miguel fernando June 28, 2008