dont tase me, bro 

don't touch me; keep your hands off me; leave me along

Sheriff stops a citizen; citizen doesn't like being stopped; sheriff decides to apprehend citizen and citizen responds by saying "Dont tase me, bro."

Origine was a University of Florida student creating a disturbance during a political discussion. When security personnel tried to apprehend him, he initially tried to fight them off, and they used their Taser on him to subdue him while he was saying "don't tase me, bro". They used the Taser on him anyway.

dont tase me, bro by James Louis March 22, 2008

dont tase me bro 

What that guy at the University of Florida said to the police when they tried to tase him.

Dont tase me bro!!!!!!!!!!

dont tase me bro by holly the ginger kid. October 11, 2007

Don't tase me bro 

The hip thing to say after resisting arrest

Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!

Don't tase me bro by lolwutwutwut October 5, 2007

don't tase me bro 

Famous utterance of University of Florida student Andrew Meyer, who was tasered and arrested by the illustrious UF police department after either:

a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate John Kerry

b. Engineering a scene for publicity

Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.

As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident

don't tase me bro by mrpotty October 3, 2007

don't tase me, bro

1. An utterance emitted by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taser after he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."
"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

don't tase me, bro by Jesse Arost January 3, 2009

Don't tase me, bro!

Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.

Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

Don't tase me, bro! by krazyhorse October 4, 2007

don't tase me, bro

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.
Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

don't tase me, bro by Jeema November 22, 2007