25 definitions by holly the ginger kid.

song of songs

A book in the Bible that is very sexual.

Son-(reading under his breath) With breasts like towers...

Mother-What are you reading, young man? That type of book is not allowed in this house.

Son-The Bible. Song of Songs.

Mother-Oh. Well, go watch VeggieTales instead. **Jerks Bible away**

by holly the ginger kid. June 4, 2007

chocolate

A food most women fake obsessions with so they can fit in with other women. Other common obsessions include Starbucks and shoes.

Anne-Oh my gosh I have to have chocolate right now so I don't die. The only things better than chocolate are shoes and Starbucks.

Holly (me)-Fuck you, you stupid obsession faking future trophy wife bitch.

by holly the ginger kid. June 2, 2007

windemere

A wealthy town in Florida.

Most of the really rich people live in Isle Worth, a neighborhood where the houses are all well over a million dollars. Famous residents inlcude Tiger Woods and Shaq.

A lot of upper middle class people live in Windemere, but they live closer to Gotha. Most of the houses in this area are stucco.

Its a nice place to live, but its a little stepfordish.

I used to live in Windemere and its pretty boring there.

by holly the ginger kid. August 25, 2007

mcdonalds

Heaven when you want fries. Hell when you want breakfast at any time past 10:30 on weekdays and 11:00 on weekends. Although all of their breakfast choices taste exactly the same they are still delicious.

**Cop pulls woman over**
Cop-Excuse me but you were going one hundred miles over the speed limit.
Woman-JUST GIVE ME THE FUCKING TICKET BEFORE THEY STOP SERVING BREAKFAST AT MCDONALDS!

by holly the ginger kid. May 6, 2007

middle school

A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.

Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!!
Me-Then why aren't you drinking yours. You've been holding it for three hours.
Girl 1-I am drinking it. *pretends to suck on straw*
Me-(sarcastically) Yeah. Sure.
Girl 1- YOURE SUCH A TWO FACE!
Me- That doesn't make any sense. I fucking hate middle school.

by holly the ginger kid. May 5, 2007

chick-fil-a

The place you always crave on the one day its closed, Sunday.

Girl 1- I want chick-fil-a sooo badly. Lets go get some.
Girl 2- Its Sunday. Its closed.
Girl 1-**Cries and cuts herself**.

by holly the ginger kid. May 6, 2007

ioa

Short for Islands of Adventure. Islands of Adeventure is a theme park in Orlando thats pretty fun, except for the ridiculous prices on everything. They have some pretty good rollercoasters.

I went to IOA and later had to sell my house to pay the debts I had aquired at IOA.

by holly the ginger kid. June 9, 2007