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Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeyorange 

a rare species of domestic ass with a yellowish to reddish-orange tint, recently added to the list of endangered species.
I had a donkeyorange but my mom gave it to charity.
donkeyorange by DrDre May 24, 2005

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.
I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!
donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

donkeycock 

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches
"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf
donkeycock by stephan September 3, 2003

donkeyjong 

a male with an obscenely large penis...

also used for in place of "bad ass".... man that is donkeyjong
get off my donkeyjong i saw him first

you're just jealous of my donkeyjong

have you seen the donkeyjong that ive been dating

Hey Tonya, how was your night? OMG he showed me his donkeyjong!
donkeyjong by NaplesAsset April 9, 2011

DonkeylordGirl 

• A chill, kind, caring female friend.
• A girl who tries more than she should.
• Takes the blame on herself for the pain you put on her.
• She doesn't like telling you what's really on her mind.
• She has a nice ass.
• Her personality can be really confusing but kinda in a good way.
• Rather you be happy than herself.
• When being used as a title DonkeylordGirl would be a close female who is really shy but at the same time epic.
• Feels like she's suppose to help everyone with their problems causing hers to build up inside.
Mak: "Kassandra really is a DonkeylordGirl, isn't she?"

Vi: "Yeah, she does so much for everyone and yet has bigger things she should worry about."
DonkeylordGirl by DonkeylordGirl24 November 24, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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