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donkshonk 

a mutated penis from birth cause only one ball
john childs has a donkshonk
donkshonk by fdghfhjsdfhsh April 27, 2009

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.
Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.
Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011

donkeyhole

a phrase used by concrete company employees to curse without cursing, by using "donkey" as a synonym for "ass."
Those idiotic donkeyholes don't know how to order concrete, much less finish it!
donkeyhole by Todd Winkler August 15, 2006

donkeykong 

1) a belligerent imbecile that lacks rational thinking on a regular basis and cannot accomplish simple tasks.
2) an individual that excels at constantly making bad decisions and tries to make everyone believe they're right.
I can't believe we all got dragged to that wack club last night... which Donkeykong's idea was that?!
donkeykong by Cenzo911 November 6, 2011

donkeyhotey 

Donkeyhotey is the name of a really weird guy that is old and rides a horse.
Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
donkeyhotey by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009

donkeycock 

VERY LARGE PENIS... were talking like durk diggler size..13+ inches
"comon little red riding hood, i got some donkeycock for you" said the wolf
donkeycock by stephan September 3, 2003