donkey hole
donkey hole by rain666 October 20, 2010
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donkeyhole
a phrase used by concrete company employees to curse without cursing, by using "donkey" as a synonym for "ass."
donkeyhole by Todd Winkler August 15, 2006
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DonkeyHole
1) A way of swearing, without swearing; so that your Supervisor, Nosy Neighbour, & Middle School Teacher (I am 52) can't whine about it as inappropriate or try to correct you in front of others.
2) He literally and figuratively doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, therefore he/she/it is a DonkeyHole.
3)NonGendered word to be applied to those who are deliberately dense or resistant to input from outside of the bubble of bull they surround themselves with. When I use dense in this context I mean neutron star level dense.
2) He literally and figuratively doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, therefore he/she/it is a DonkeyHole.
3)NonGendered word to be applied to those who are deliberately dense or resistant to input from outside of the bubble of bull they surround themselves with. When I use dense in this context I mean neutron star level dense.
The donkeyhole did it again, and I am going to have to stay latevin order to unscrew everything he screwed up today.
Why am I working for him instead of the other way around? Oh I forgot again, it is because I can do the donkeyhole's job, but there is no way in hell he can do mine (snort).
Why am I working for him instead of the other way around? Oh I forgot again, it is because I can do the donkeyhole's job, but there is no way in hell he can do mine (snort).
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