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donkeyhole

a phrase used by concrete company employees to curse without cursing, by using "donkey" as a synonym for "ass."
Those idiotic donkeyholes don't know how to order concrete, much less finish it!
donkeyhole by Todd Winkler August 15, 2006
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donkeyhole

you're such a donkeyhole
what does that mean?
it means asshole you idiot
but pg
donkeyhole by alexa leiva June 12, 2018

donkeyhole

A "polite" substitution for the word asshole.
He's a real donkeyhole.
donkeyhole by Blarg Bilowsky August 3, 2005

DonkeyHole

1) A way of swearing, without swearing; so that your Supervisor, Nosy Neighbour, & Middle School Teacher (I am 52) can't whine about it as inappropriate or try to correct you in front of others.

2) He literally and figuratively doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, therefore he/she/it is a DonkeyHole.

3)NonGendered word to be applied to those who are deliberately dense or resistant to input from outside of the bubble of bull they surround themselves with. When I use dense in this context I mean neutron star level dense.
The donkeyhole did it again, and I am going to have to stay latevin order to unscrew everything he screwed up today.
Why am I working for him instead of the other way around? Oh I forgot again, it is because I can do the donkeyhole's job, but there is no way in hell he can do mine (snort).
DonkeyHole by LeftHandedHummingbird October 11, 2019

Donkeyhole

A replacement for a**hole by using donkey as a synonym for ass.
You are a flipping donkeyhole!
Donkeyhole by Matthew678 May 26, 2019

Donkeyshover

A Poker Player who shoves all their chips in preflop,reguardless of the size of the blinds or the amount in the pot
God dam it, he shoved all in,What a dam Donkeyshover!!
Donkeyshover by Calibobert November 2, 2010

Donkeypower 

The power to stay chill and be good buds.
"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."
Donkeypower by Agus1 March 21, 2017
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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