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Dongoloid
People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
Colin O'Donoghue
An awesome irish actor and life-ruiner. Also he is a (hot) musician, he plays the guitar. Most known as "Captain Hook" in the show "Once upon a time". The sexiest man alive. If you don't know him, you're wrong
Colin O'Donoghue by Hooker77 June 15, 2013
Colin O'Donoghue
An Irish actor hailing from Drogheda,County Louth,Ireland. Plays Captain Hook in the hit ABC show Once Upon A Time. In my opinion he is the Sexiest version of the one handed pirate.
Colin O'Donoghue by Irish Pirate Lover April 22, 2014
Colin O'Donoghue
Sexy Irish actor who plays Captain Killian "Hook" Jones on TV show Once Upon A Time. Witty, crafty, and always knows what to say and do next. Great actor, smart, and has fantastic looks. Awesome actor for a Captain Hook.
Colin O'Donoghue by laineyadw50ams June 16, 2014
danny o'donoghue
The lead singer of The Script - an Irish band who's hits include songs like 'We Cry', 'The Man Who Can't Be Moved', 'Breakeven' and 'For the First Time'. From Dublin in Ireland and was born on the 3rd October 1980. Was previously in a band called Mytown but went on to form The Script alongside Glen Power and Mark Sheehan. Plays the keyboard for the band and sings the main vocals. Writes or helps to write all of the songs and is absolutely gorgeous. Tall, dark and handsome with a beautiful Irish accent and at the moment is still single....
danny o'donoghue by scarlett thunder November 24, 2011
Double Dongo
We were having sex anyway, so I figured, why not go for the Double Dongo, Bess will probably love it. She didn't.
Double Dongo by Woody Tobias, Jr. February 16, 2009
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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