The most annoying type of pet owner and they bring us
dog-owners shame and bad reputation. They have a near-obsessive and co-dependent relationship with their
dog. The pet becomes more important than any other human in their life (partner, children, or siblings). The
dog is never wrong, the
dog is their priority in their life, the
dog never leaves their side. They can never make compromises when it comes to the pet because of its "anxiety'' (train it), they rarely ask permission to bring the dog on dates or to gatherings, they assume everyone loves their
dog because its "cute". They lack
dog-owner etiquettes and bring their
dog to meet others in the streets, without asking permission first. Then they hate on any other dogs that don't get along with theirs. They make dog ownership a full-time job with no flexibility and act like know-it-alls.
Source: most girls in
LA that I dated.
"What happened with Jenny!?"
"Her therapist said she had a codependence with her
dog, her husband filed for a divorce cause he didn't want to continue competing for attention with a
dog and her kids call her a dognutter and hate her guts.
"How did your date go?"
"Horribly. She brought her
dog to the beach and didn't go swim because the
dog didn't want to get in and she just kept talking about her
dog like it was the most interesting conversation to have."
"Wow, what a dognutter."
"Let's take a trip to Italy,"
"I can't, I don't trust anyone to take care of my baby a whole week, I can't survive that long without her!"
That old lady dognutter that has a barking
dog or smelly one in an airplane, not caring of how stinky the
dog actually is or if anyone with allergies are near.
A dognutter would say...
"Dogs are more loyal than any
man I dated"
"You come secondary to my
dog, sorry not sorry"
"I can't sleep without my
dog next to me,"
"It's the only animal that matter, the most loyal one!"
