I sexually identify as a Dongnity. Ever since I was a small little boy, I dreamed of busting a
nut.
People tell me that being a Dongnity is impossible and that I'm a Nigger, but I don't care, those guys are little shits. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a Dong to me and then I can bust a
nut. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a Dongnity and my right to
Nut; protecting my right of Nutting. If you can't accept me you are a Dongnityaphobe and should check your fucking privilege, fucking cis straight white male
scum. For those who do accept me as a Dongnity, thanks for understanding.