Dongnity

I sexually identify as a Dongnity. Ever since I was a small little boy, I dreamed of busting a nut. People tell me that being a Dongnity is impossible and that I'm a Nigger, but I don't care, those guys are little shits. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a Dong to me and then I can bust a nut. From now on everyone should respect my right to be a Dongnity and my right to Nut; protecting my right of Nutting. If you can't accept me you are a Dongnityaphobe and should check your fucking privilege, fucking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a Dongnity, thanks for understanding.

Dongnity by No_Dignity June 27, 2017

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Dongnity

The ultimate weapon used by the Devil himself.

"Hey dude, pass me the Dongnity."

Dongnity by Oshriel-des June 27, 2017

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Dongnity • Dingnity • dognity • Dongnite

Dognity

What dog owners must remember all their lovely pets have. It is the canine equivalent to dignity. You should respect your pet’s dognity by not dressing him/her up in froufrou clothing, or by putting booties onto their feet, or by pushing them around in a doggy stroller, as any of these activities strip them of what already little dognity they have left after being manhandled every time they get a bath.

That poor dog! Her owner puts clothes on her and then prances her all around the neighborhood with no thought at all towards her dognity. I bet if she had opposable thumbs, that dog would kill herself.

Dognity by Jace555 May 4, 2009

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dognity

The canine equivalent of dignity.

Martin: Is that the Easter bunny or is it Eddie?
Niles: Oh Dad, can't you spare that poor animal for just one commercial holiday? These humiliating outfits must deprive him entirely of any true sense of dognity.

dognity by Matthew Lake August 2, 2007