I sexually identify as a Dongnity. Ever since I was a small little
boy, I dreamed of busting a nut. People tell me that being a Dongnity is impossible and that I'm a
Nigger, but I don't care, those guys are little shits. I'm having a plastic surgeon attach a Dong to me and then I can bust a nut. From now on everyone should
respect my right to be a Dongnity and my right to Nut; protecting my right of Nutting. If you can't accept me you are a Dongnityaphobe and should
check your fucking privilege, fucking cis straight white male scum. For those who do accept me as a Dongnity, thanks for understanding.