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Donglepuss 

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)

"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

Dinglehumper 

A person that inserts a fork into themselves, sexually.
Did I just catch you masturbating with a fork in you? Youre such a dinglehumper."
Dinglehumper by deathwish101 April 18, 2012

Donglegoblin 

One of extreme randomness. They tend to be quite attractive and they sometimes lose sight of it. Know for spats of vulgarity. A very sexual being who talks big, but doesn't deliver.
Person 1: Dude, I was hanging with this chick last night. She just got really freaky, but she never put out.

Person 2: Aww! You got a true Donglegoblin!!!
Donglegoblin by erinums December 15, 2011

Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong 

A really weird person who watches Paul Blart - Mall Cop 5 times on Sunday 3, 2009 December.
That dude is a Donglefuck Brainshit Zeedong!

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026