Donglegoblin 

One of extreme randomness. They tend to be quite attractive and they sometimes lose sight of it. Know for spats of vulgarity. A very sexual being who talks big, but doesn't deliver.

Person 1: Dude, I was hanging with this chick last night. She just got really freaky, but she never put out.

Person 2: Aww! You got a true Donglegoblin!!!

Donglegoblin by erinums December 15, 2011

USB dongle goblin 

Describes the text symbol >KO)-> from homestarrunner.com TGS episode 12.

Wireless Wizard: What is this other text mess... >KO)-> ?
Cheerleader: It's a frontways cupid..
Wireless Wizard: Looks more like a USB dongle goblin!!

USB dongle goblin by TheCaffeineJunky March 14, 2007

USB Dongle Goblin 

A fearsome demon with a USB plug in back for easy data transferral. Last Seen: Teen Girl Suad Episode 12

USB Dongle Goblin: "Here I come!"

USB Dongle Goblin by Madison Square Garden October 16, 2008

Dongle-goblin 

A Dongle-Goblin, also known as the USB Dongle-goblin, is a distant relative of the dodo bird. Refer to the Dongle-Goblin genocide of 1932.

"Jesus, that kid is as dumb as a bag of rocks"
"I know, he's a total Dongle-goblin"

Dongle-goblin by Mikepety January 4, 2008