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to shit in a persons mouth, while they are sleeping
ha, i just dongied him!
dongie by mr.happy June 12, 2004
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You mad, Donnie? 

You mad, Donnie? — The cautious exploratory text message that Tucker Carlson sent to Donald Trump shortly after midnight on March 9th 2023 to see if Trump was angry after he had heard that Tucker Carlson has said in a text that: “I hate Trump passionately.”
Text message to Donald Trump at 00:03 on March 09 2023:

Text #1 You up?
Text #2 You mad, Donnie?

Carlson is still waiting for a reply to his POLITICAL BOOTY CALL text. After all, he’s just asking questions.
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Happy Birthday, Donnie! 

Happy Birthday, Donnie! — My heartfelt greetings to The Non-Teflon Don, The Orange Man, 222, The Foundling Father, Dope 45, the man, the myth, and the legend, Donald J. Trump.

Born on June 14th 1946, Trump is a strong textbook Gemini ♊️ who proves this often by speaking out of both sides of his mouth; and, taking “both sides, both sides” of every argument. Trump has a verbal tick of saying things twice for emphasis like Jimmy “Two Times” the character from Good Fellows.

He even fashions his carriage after his ideas about mob bosses; and, like every mob boss before him he is destined to get tripped up on paperwork and not by the actual crimes he has committed.

I know just what he wants for a 2023 birthday present! HE WANTS A BLANKET PARDON FOR ALL OF THE CRIMES HE HAS COMMITTED AND WILL ULTIMATELY BE CONVICTED OF because even John Gotti didn’t beat every charge against him.

Will he get a pardon, ultimately? To quote Dolt 45, “We’ll see, we’ll see”.

Maybe I should add “Donnie ‘ Two Times’” to his growing list of sobriquets as my poetic birthday present to him.

So be it!!!!!! Happy Birthday “Donnie ‘Two Times’l
Happy Birthday, Donnie! I bet you asked for a blanket pardon this year!!!!!

They’re coming to get you, Donnie… 

They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.

And, “they” were.

In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.

April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.

But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.

The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”

May he’ll have several vacancies!
All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…

They’re coming to get you, Donnie. 

They’re coming to get you, Donnie…— the new slogan addressing the day 45 got 34 — meaning the 45th President was arrested for 34 felony charges. The slogan is a play on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: They’re coming to get you, Barbara and the first moment a zombie was seen to attack the living. The theme of the movie being that people thought “dead” were returning to eat the living.

By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time

They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.

By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.

My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!
On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

pound doggie 

The act of taking your woman doggie style in a vigorous and lively manner, ultimately bringing her to climax while you enjoy an unrestrained view of her perfectly full ass and blow your load only after she has been fully satisfied. This position allows for maximum penetration and pleasure.
My lady's ass is a thing of beauty; there's nothing better than a little pound doggie all night.
pound doggie by bootyexpert December 14, 2016

Dishcloth Dongles 

Tits that look like they have been wrung out like a dishcloth

Completely drained empty flaps of skin

Caused by accelerated weight loss or years of breast feeding
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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