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I'd toy don't hoot 

"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!
"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol 

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol
D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

don't dog the boys 

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.
"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"

Don't drop the SOPA

To warn someone to not disregard bills such as the SOPA act, or they will get anally raped by the government
Dude, you going to America? Don't drop the SOPA or you'll be in some major hell.

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now 

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"
"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

those who got gets, those who don't don't 

This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.
The wealthy politician said to his cronies, those who got gets, those who don't don't!