"If you don't reach" - one of a million possible f-ups your mobile devices auto-correct and voice-to-text functions create. Many other common autocorrect fails include "ducking" , ive had enough of that bull "shirt", i forgot to bring a "penis" to class again, that street rat is such a "whole", so "hoped" it go?, good "knight" babe, due to unfortunate "circumcisions" yoga class has been canceled tonight.

Damn you phone!

"Yeah I understand the rank but everything I have read on reddit states that I'd toy don't hoot that quest step by season reset then it doesn't count. Does not roll over between seasons"
"WTF are you trying to say right now, Pete?"

I'd toy don't hoot by StreetSlangSupreme May 28, 2019

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

don't dog the boys

don't dog the boys is a term often used by mates when one of there boys either ditches or intends to ditch a gathering or social event with the lads for something far less important like work, a girl or in extreme cases of dogging the boys even a quiet night in.

"Ay don't dog the boys mate, we have had this piss up planned for weeks"

don't dog the boys by Barnibus_Samuels July 24, 2017

Don't drop the SOPA

To warn someone to not disregard bills such as the SOPA act, or they will get anally raped by the government

Dude, you going to America? Don't drop the SOPA or you'll be in some major hell.

Don't drop the SOPA by NightdesertHawkManguy February 6, 2012

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now

A phrase you say or think to yourself when you are reading a book or watching a movie/tv show and it is about to end without resolving the main conflict.

Dick Wolf is the creator of the popular tv program Law & Order that often ends before you find out what happens to some of the characters. Just as you think it will be answered, a black screen flashes with small white words centered on the screen reading "Created by Dick Wolf"

"Don't Dick Wolf me now, dude... I have no idea if he actually murdered all of those people or if he imagined it all...."

or

Please don't Dick Wolf me, I hate unclear endings.

Don't Dick Wolf Me Now by RedBeard53 March 20, 2009

those who got gets, those who don't don't

This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.

The wealthy politician said to his cronies, those who got gets, those who don't don't!

those who got gets, those who don't don't by I, Wreckerrr February 7, 2017

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026