Frosty the Dopeman is a character created by Marc Zydiak in a song of the same name from his self-titled LP, first copyrighted in 1972 and later published in 1977 (Nirvana Records), given heavy airplay by Dr. Demento and included on the compilation "Dementia Royale" (Rhino Records 1980). This song has been much imitated ever since by everyone from school kids to rap artists with many different versions and videos of it viewable on Youtube.
Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.
Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.
The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome
The ultimate fate for the name of the United States. As Doge's regime gains inexplicable popularity among the citizens, we will soon be forced to bow to this golden haired pup for the rest of forever.
Citizen: "The President's popularity is plummeting in the media!"
Dogilite: "Expected. He should have made his own crypto currency. Might have had a chance."
Citizen: "Very agree! I pledge so allegiance to the United States of Dogemerica!"
Passerby: "Wow."
Wee village in norn iron, apparentlysheep shaggers live there but I've never seen any, they got the best cricket team as well! Also known as Dunnamanagh, Dunn Na Manch and piles of other ways to spell it.
"Have ye ever been to Donemana sir?"
"Aye sir, its sum place hi."