Modern Poet. One of the best lyricists of our time. Ex- Libertine front man with best mate Carl Barat. Now in sucessful band Babyshambles. Gets featured a lot in Tabloids who don't know him for his
music, but for his drug taking and on/off
relationship with Kate moss, they often make up crap about him just to sell papers to the thicko's of our society. His son is also very
adorable. He also scored 11 A's at GCSE, four of them being A*, and four A's at A level.
Nicknames: Billy Bilo, Pigman.
(Newsagent scene)
person 1: (looking at 'The Sun') Hahahahaaha! it's that junkie scumbag pete doherty!!
person 2: Hahahahahahaa!! have you
even heard any of his
music?
person 1: (confused expression)he's a musician?
person 2: where have you been all your life?....no no wait, it's obvious....you've been
reading The Sun and watching Channel U.