Modern Poet. One of the best lyricists of our time. Ex- Libertine front man with best mate Carl Barat. Now in sucessful band Babyshambles. Gets featured a lot in Tabloids who
don't know him for his music, but for his drug taking and on/off relationship with Kate
moss, they often make up crap about him just to sell papers to the thicko'
s of our society. His son is also very
adorable. He also scored 11 A's at GCSE, four of them being A*, and four A's at A level.
Nicknames: Billy Bilo, Pigman.
(Newsagent scene)
person 1: (looking at 'The Sun') Hahahahaaha! it's that junkie
scumbag pete doherty!!
person 2: Hahahahahahaa!! have you even heard any of his music?
person 1: (confused expression)he's a musician?
person 2: where have you been all your life?....no no wait, it's obvious....you've been reading The Sun and watching Channel
U.