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The act of eschewing spending time with ones mates in order to spend time with ones girlfriend.

e.g "Mate, wanna go out for a few drinks this evening?"

"Sorry mate, i can't 'cause i'm doijing."
Doijing by Kamikaze90Watermelon March 30, 2009
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The performance of typographical errors which no one really cares about. Especially in chat windows.
"You should be smiling too! Always interested in more work! It's a great excuse not to do housework!"

"Im the other way round. I do housework to avoid doijing work"
Doijing by monkey's day out May 16, 2010
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noun.

The undeliberate and carefree result of carefree typing where the word produced could be interpreted more than one way, each of which carries the authors sentiment.
"I don't drink - Oh and I'm down to 11 stone!"

"At all! good jod!"

(the doijing here is jod i.e. job or god, I don't care, either interpretation is fine)
doijing by Monkey's Day Out May 16, 2010
Donjing, a word often used in south of Ireland meaning stupid dog. The word 'donjing' originated from the Indonesian word 'anjing'
Friend: *Does something stupid*
Me: "OMG you are such a donjing"
donjing by Donjing February 3, 2019
The bounce emitted from an erect penis, usually when being released from either tight underwear or any orifice (during sex).
When she pulled his clothes off, his hard on doiinged out like a diving board.
doiing by Sticky Sheets July 29, 2014
Doijng means the performance of typographical errors that no one cares about.
I do housework to avoid doijng work.
Doijng by Kumren May 16, 2010
The act of being under the influence of narcotics in a completely serious situation.
"The funeral was nice but Greg was doiging harcore"
Doiging by eDuBz170 January 26, 2012
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just fokin missing her

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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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