Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up
bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea
salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are
dogs.
Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into
that guy at
condom kingdom, the one we met at
Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam