Dogclam

Basically catfishing but not. Dogclamming has been getting worse every day. I think im being dogclammed right now. Im talking to this dogclam on Facebook and he doesnt want to meet up bc hes a clam. Ive been putting sea salt on my body while sunbathing to attract these clams but all i get are dogs.

Sandy: Hey Beth, i ran into that guy at condom kingdom, the one we met at Fat Tuesdays last night
Beth: Yeah he hasnt sexted me back, weird...
Sandy: Yeah same. What a dogclam

Dogclam by Bartyboyforever June 2, 2018

dogclan 

a bunch of dogs huddled on a human

omg im stuck in a dogclan

dogclan by ItZyOmAmA December 2, 2020

dogslam 

When you are doing doggystyle except you're using a harness apparatus to keep the girl from escaping while you are blowing out your back and destroying her vagina with violent thrusting slams.

I dogslammed that bitch.

dogslam by Pimpstik April 10, 2022

DogChamp

What people who have no life, or are on Twitch, say when they see a really cute dog.

"Wow dude, love your dog! Totally DogChamp! Now, back to my anime and Monster Energy."

DogChamp by Old Man Jeffrey May 13, 2022

Doclamentary

Doclamentary is a colloquial term associated with the African American community in the Third Ward neighborhood of Houston, Texas. The term is a regional pronunciation and reinterpretation of the word “documentary”, reflecting the area’s distinct speech patterns and cultural identity. It emerged as part of local vernacular in the early 21st century and is thought to have been popularized by an unknown barber considered a cultural figure in the neighborhood.

In the cultural setting of Third Ward—a neighborhood with a rich legacy in music, art, and civic activism—the term “doclamentary” has become shorthand for capturing “real life” from the community perspective.

Doclamentary by Houstonfam November 6, 2025