dogbee 

A person who's really sweet, nice, always willing to listen to problems and complaints, and is sensitive.

A great friend.

"Let's find a dogbee!"

dogbee by kittycatx3 May 5, 2010

dorbee 

a dorbee is someone who won't fuck off

the word "dorbee" is derived from the 1998 short film "dorbees: making decisions" about microscopic balls called dorbees. the theme song includes the quote "why don't they go away" when talking about dorbees, so you must be one since you don't go away

you're such a fucking dorbee

dorbee by me too lol December 7, 2016

Dogbert 

Genetically he may be a dog, but Dogbert is no man's best friend. He treats people with disdain, reserving special contempt for Dilbert, who's no master--or match--for Dogbert. (Although he wouldn't admit it, if push came to shove, he'd protect the bumbler. And never let him forget it).

His not-so-secret ambition is to conquer the world and enslave all humans. He anointed himself St. Dogbert, and as such takes special delight in exorcising the demons of stupidity.

We're very fortunate to be living in the time of Dogbert.

Dogbert by Soiled Undergarment January 22, 2004

doobeedoobeedoo 

what you say when you have no idea what to say or when you're bored.

"doobeedoobeedoo... soo.. what's new?"

doobeedoobeedoo by pinky April 13, 2005

dogbert 

1. A character in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams. He is Dilbert's pet (or is Dibert Dogbert's pet?) and often makes fun of just about everyone he meets and appointed himself a saint.
2. The eventual ruler of the earth, and the people who subscribe to the Dilbert newsletter will be at his right hand, while all others will be the subscribers' personal slaves.
3. One of my role models.

1. Dogbert hates most humans.
2. All hail Dogbert.
3. Dogbert is a weaselish consultant for the Pointy-Haired Boss.

dogbert by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007

doobee 

A joint of marajuana

Guy 1 - Hey, You wanna go out for a doobee

Guy 2 - Fo shizzle my nizzle homie

doobee by karlu896 May 30, 2005

Dogdeer 

The overpopulated white tailed deer located in suburban areas that are impervious to the fact that they are actually wild animals. They stand in front yards and graze for food in the middle of the day. They wander back yards, play grounds, convenience stores, movie theaters and school yards as if they were domesticated dogs. They are oblivious to the presence of people, vehicles, hunters, real dogs and other objects of suburbia. Can be used to describe a person or other animal who has no clue about what they are or their purpose in life.

"Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find a parking space at the 7-11 because the whole damn parking lot was full of Dogdeer and I had to park two blocks away and walk."

Dogdeer by Princess's Pony July 30, 2009