Dogdeer 

The overpopulated white tailed deer located in suburban areas that are impervious to the fact that they are actually wild animals. They stand in front yards and graze for food in the middle of the day. They wander back yards, play grounds, convenience stores, movie theaters and school yards as if they were domesticated dogs. They are oblivious to the presence of people, vehicles, hunters, real dogs and other objects of suburbia. Can be used to describe a person or other animal who has no clue about what they are or their purpose in life.

"Sorry I'm late. I couldn't find a parking space at the 7-11 because the whole damn parking lot was full of Dogdeer and I had to park two blocks away and walk."

Dogdeer by Princess's Pony July 30, 2009

DogdegroPhobia 

DogdegroPhobia is a Phobia that makes you see everything fluffy and you might think it's fluffy but it doesn't really look like it.

I see that animal and it looks really fluffy, well it's not why does it look like that? I don't know I right I have DogdegroPhobia, I think everything would feel fluffy.

DogdegroPhobia by Splatycat August 11, 2021