17 definitions by dvdwinter9

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 5, 2007

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 5, 2007

street beat

1. n. slang term for a drum cadence

1. Alright, guys, we gotta get the new street beat down before next Saturday's contest, so SHOVE YOUR BITCHIN' UP YOUR ASS AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

by dvdwinter9 June 25, 2007

Drummer's Syndrome

A condition similar to ADHD affecting all drummers who actually love what they do. It causes the drummer to play on any flat surface, vertical or horozontal, which exists within hand reach whenever he or she has at least 1 minute of boredom in band. Often scorned by other band members, conductors, and even other drummers, it is one of the few downsides to being a drummer.

1. Man, Ryan's Drummer's Syndrome is starting to annoy me.
2. Hey, Aaron, your Drummer's Syndrome is messing with our tuning. Mind stopping?

by dvdwinter9 December 3, 2006

bandit

In Military/Air Force terms, an identified radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile to the pilot.

"Bandits have entered operation airspace. Intercept and destroy."

"Bandits down!!"

by dvdwinter9 December 28, 2006

hungerectomy

1. The complete and total removal of your hunger.

1. Angela thought a hungerectomy would cure her endometriosis. Boy, was she wrong...

by dvdwinter9 October 19, 2007

colors

1. In a military ceremony, the American flag and other flags of honor carried with it by the color guard.

1. At today's military ceremony, the colors were the American flag and the Navy flag.

by dvdwinter9 January 13, 2007