dvdwinter9's definitions

pointy-haired

1. (adj.) An esp. stupid person who may or may not be your boss. Often associated with managers and stupid bosses, the phrase was coined in the daily comic strip "Dilbert" by Scott Adams, in which Dilbert's boss (Pointy-Haired Boss happened to be his name) had a pointy, devil-horn-like haircut and was especially stupid and over-promoted.

1. Our new mission statement is "We envision to authoritatively foster quality intellectual capital while maintaining the highest standards." Whoever made that up must have been pointy-haired.

by dvdwinter9 January 6, 2007

magic boom dust

1. Hot Chocolate Powder. It flames up when you throw it in your campfire.

I threw my magic boom dust into the fire, pretending to be a Native American Shaman

by dvdwinter9 August 6, 2007

bandit

In Military/Air Force terms, an identified radar contact that is confirmed to be hostile to the pilot.

"Bandits have entered operation airspace. Intercept and destroy."

"Bandits down!!"

by dvdwinter9 January 1, 2007

pep band

A band that attends basketball games and, at the collegiate level, hockey games and plays renditions of popular or well-known songs to "pump up" the crowd. Often, the Pep Band will be comprised of flutes, clarinets, saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and tubas, and the drum/rhythm section will include a drum set, a drumline, or a combination of both. Often, the Pep Band is confused with the marching band by those who may not know the difference. The Pep Band is often led by the school's music director, or a drum major.

1. The Pep Band's rendition of "Hey, Baby" really gets the crowd going!

by dvdwinter9 July 25, 2007

whore corps

1. The cheerleading/pom-pom squad (or even the color guard/drill team) at your friendly neighborhood institution of learning.
2. The colorguard/drill team featured in the movie "Drumline".

1. All the girls in the whore corps are sluts.
2. The color guard in the movie "Drumline" is a whore corps.

by dvdwinter9 January 14, 2007

quints

a marching set of 5 tenor drums, with the fifth and smallest reffered to as the "shot" or "gock" drum and being only a few inches in diameter

My quints are screwing up my back! This will screw me for the rest of my life.

by dvdwinter9 December 3, 2006

sixpack

a marching set of six tenor drums, with the 2-smallest being reffered to as "shot" or "gock" drums. The shot drums are high-pitched and often only a few inches in diameter.

Wanna see my sixpack? The higher shot drum is only 5 inches.

by dvdwinter9 December 3, 2006