dog punt

Tossing a dog in the air and then kicking it as far as possible.

My girlfriend's poodle is so fucking annoying that I'm gonna give it the dog punt one day.

by Big Freeze July 18, 2006

Punt Dog

A breed of small dog typically having an annoying bark and behavior that you want to kick like a football.

Your neighbor's dog barks a lot. It's so annoying! Is it a Chihuahua? No. It's a Punt Dog.

by Daniel Websta June 9, 2014

puntable dog

Any dog that is small enough to be drop kicked like you're punting an american football.

Dogs that are this small aren't really even dogs at all. They're annoying and piss and crap in the house. Their owners call this common occurrence an accident and feel the need to cater to the animal's every perceived need.

Dude, why are you walking funny and paying for all of your girlfriend's stuff.

Oh, she has a puntable dog so I can't sleep comfortably in the bed because the puntable dog takes up the whole thing and she had to buy it the most expensive food, sweaters and haircuts for it as well. I think we're even spending more on it's kennel then for our vacation when we're away.

by qwerty1 August 3, 2009

punter dog

a name for annoying little dogs can be shortened to just punter

I fucking hate that punter dog it runs around like it's on crack all the time

by Paul S. W. November 9, 2006