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Hell, a place where all good things are banned, but are performed in excess by the people that banned them
I realized I was in bible belt hell when the preacher that lead the campaign to stay a dry county was arrested for DUI, having an eight ball, and a tranny hooker on his way to church to condemn all the evil sinners
by Paul S. W. September 10, 2006

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an affliciton for when you can't speak good and make up words and stuff

"I think ? tide turning ? see, as I remember ? I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of ? it's easy to see a tide turn ? did I say those words?" ?George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006, that's a george bush syndrome

"That's a chapter, the last chapter of the 20th, 20th, the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century. " ?George W. Bush, on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Arlington Heights, Ill., Oct. 24, 2000
by Paul S. W. August 08, 2006

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a state to avoid if you're black
I had a black friend drive through utah, he got pulled over 3 times crossing the state and he never speeds, he said it's like they radioed his presence when he crossed the border (true story)
by Paul S. W. November 07, 2006

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the one day dick cheney doesn't have to wear a costume and can just walk around in his natural state, as the devil
dick cheney, impersinating the devil 364 days a year, thankfully he gets to roam the earth in with his natural apperance as the antichrist on halloween
by Paul S. W. November 08, 2006

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to recieve a glowing evaluation even while spending years failing, and then get fired within a week of the evaluation
John got rumsfelded by his boss
by Paul S. W. November 09, 2006

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the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains
The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.
by Paul S. W. September 11, 2006

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to get fooled/manipulated/tricked by someone
Mary got buffaloed by Peter when he convienced her he wasn't cheating on her
by Paul S. W. November 09, 2006

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