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Dog Cheese

Smegma around the penile glans. Usually found on an uncut male with poor hygiene
I haven’t showered in two weeks. I got a bad case of dog cheese right now.

She went down on me and pulled back the skin and gagged a little on my dog cheese.
by Dick Onchin April 11, 2020
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Dog cheese can also be reffered to as cheese. Cheese in this sense is a pile of crap, shit or manure.
im gonna fling this dog cheese at that window
by Christine Andrews June 11, 2006
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The Dirty Dog Cheese ball

When a "Dirty Dog" puts a cheese ball in a bung hole (preferably a girls) and then the girl proceeds to Fart out the cheese ball into the "Dirty Dogs" mouth.
Last night The White Knight executed The Dirty Dog Cheese ball perfectly.
by The Dirty Dog Cheeseball September 4, 2014
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Chester Cheese Dog

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.
by Texas Scramble March 7, 2013
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White Chili Cheese Dog

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.
"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."
by ChiliDogMan October 2, 2018
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cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006
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chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.
by Chris, Lucas, Corry October 9, 2007
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