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dog cheese 

Dog cheese can also be reffered to as cheese. Cheese in this sense is a pile of crap, shit or manure.
im gonna fling this dog cheese at that window

The Dirty Dog Cheese ball

When a "Dirty Dog" puts a cheese ball in a bung hole (preferably a girls) and then the girl proceeds to Fart out the cheese ball into the "Dirty Dogs" mouth.
Last night The White Knight executed The Dirty Dog Cheese ball perfectly.

Chester Cheese Dog 

When a person eats a bag of Cheetos and without washing his or her hands gives a hand job to themselves or others.
Holy shit, she gave me a Chester Cheese Dog last night.

I was so high I ate a bag of Cheetos and Chester Cheese Dogged myself.

White Chili Cheese Dog 

This is a three step process:

Step 1) Man A titty-fucks a woman

Step 2) Man B hovers and takes a dump over the chest of the woman

Step 3) Man C proceeds to jerk off and cum on top of the chest of the woman.
"Yo, me and a couple of my boys shared a woman last night! "

"Oh yea, how'd that go?"...

"We did the white chili cheese dog."

"Oh? Please tell me more..."

"You'll have to refer to urban dictionary, it's a process..."

cheese dog 

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.
I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!
cheese dog by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

chili cheese dog

Defecating between a partner's breasts, and then scraping the smegma, a sebaceous cheesy secretion from an uncircumcised and unwashed penis, on top of the settled feces. Then titty fuck her.
I gave Erin a chili cheese dog in my car after we went to the ballgame.