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One who use is quirky and nerdy yet uses his or her intelligence as a social tool
The guy who's wearing the nerdy outfit that still looks cool and has a great personality - thats a dorknob!
dorknob by Steven Chandler May 11, 2008
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hairstyle for guys where a ponytail is brought back to it's base and banded again, thus creating a small bun at the base of the skull. Often to be seen worn by dorks, hence the name.
Tony's got a new hairdo. He's just recurved his ponytail back, and made a dorknob
dorknob by lovecraft69 May 21, 2009

dogknobing

To Suck a Dog Off and let it cum in ur mouth
Josh Bowman Is A Dogknobber
dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 30, 2005

dogknobing

To Fuck A Dog In The Ass.....As Hard As You Can.....
David bought a new puppy and dogknobbed it....
dogknobing by UrFavoriteFuck March 29, 2005

dorknobber 

to be ones dorknobber
to nob on ones dork
i love you mah little dorknobber!
ie:

Your just jealous i'm not nobbin your dork!

dorknobber by mo0nie May 1, 2008

Doreknob 

A person, usually a self-proclaimed leftist, who is a fan of pseudoleftist podcaster and “comedian” Jimmy Dore. Usually the burned-out husk of a BernieBro; likely to be fond of saying “I didn’t leave the Left, the Left left me”.
He used to be a BernieBro; now he can't stand Bernie so he became a Doreknob. I wonder if anyone's remind him that a leftist should never be a Trump supporter.
Doreknob by Lady Csyde March 3, 2024
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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