dorknob
The guy who's wearing the nerdy outfit that still looks cool and has a great personality - thats a dorknob!
dorknob by Steven Chandler May 11, 2008
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dorknob
hairstyle for guys where a ponytail is brought back to it's base and banded again, thus creating a small bun at the base of the skull. Often to be seen worn by dorks, hence the name.
dorknob by lovecraft69 May 21, 2009
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a doorknob dicker
a doorknob dicker by I, Wreckerrr November 18, 2016
doorknob confession
A doorknob confession is a term used by some clinicians/therapists to define the phenomena of the person receiving therapy, or the client, to divulge something incredibly important or critical in the last few minutes of a therapy session. The content of the "confession" is important enough to cause the session to go on longer than originally planed and may include themes such as: a death in the family, suicidal/self harming thoughts or actions, a relationship crisis, drastic change in living situation, ect.
As she stood to leave the therapist's office she gave the doorknob confession that her sister was being physically abused by their step-father.
doorknob confession by Ms. Psyche October 3, 2011
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slick as snot on a doorknob
Very slick indeed.
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Phrase used to convey:
1)A sense of elegant suavity
2)A smooth, dashing je ne sais quoi
3)Class coming out ones' ass
Impressed Socialite #1:"I say, did you see how William butt-fucked that bunny-rabbit without soiling his cummerbund or spilling his green tea?
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
Impressed Socialite #2:"Yes, he's as slick as snot on a doorknob."
slick as snot on a doorknob by Kieran Le Petomaine November 26, 2006
sock on the doorknob
Tying a sock on a doorknob to signify to others that you are inside the room having sex. You do this as an international sign to say: do not enter. If you do, you will regret it and I will be embarrassed.
Sometimes called a doorsock
Sometimes called a doorsock
sock on the doorknob by Strongly Opinionated Erin January 13, 2018
Doorknob horny
Doorknob horny by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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