Dodded

To manipulate the truth to your own ends. To prevaricate, lie or dissemble until even the most rational person believes the shit you are spewing.

I should never have done what he said, I was totally Dodded

by SeanyD July 5, 2017

DODDED

A test of purity, when asked dodded you must answer truthly in the eyes of the heroic lord. DODDED?

Dodded? - I have dodded

by DODDED March 5, 2022

Dodged a Bullet

When you come close to dating a person but for whatever reason it falls through, and then later find out that person is batshit crazy, you've dodged a bullet.

I heard Kara nailed Oliver's pet snake to his door after she found a text from another girl on his phone. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by DoubleDDucky June 29, 2016

dodged that bullet

If someone has dodged a bullet, they have successfully avoided a very serious problem.

Oh my lord! I just found out that my ex just had his second illegitimate baby. Dodged that bullet!

by Wishon March 30, 2010

Matt Dodged

(adj) Derived from the terrible New York Giants Punter Matt Dodge.
(1). To royally screw up

There is no way im getting that job, i totally Matt Dodged the interview.

by NYG4life February 21, 2011

Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.

I dodged a bullet by not knocking up my ex.

by shyguy88 October 30, 2022

dodderati

The elderly set of people engaged in the task of getting older. The sheer bulk of Baby Boomers makes it fashionable to be a dodderati. See "doddering"

The baby boom generation will soon swell the ranks of the dodderati.

by Clinton Lewis October 18, 2008