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When someone who isnt a dad, says a dad joke to spmeone who is a dad. That dad is allowed to evoke the rights of "dadded" by telling an even lamer dad joke
Jake says to his father "how do you make an octopus laugh?? Ten tickles"

Jakes dad replies " two men walk in to a bar, you would of thought one of them would of seen it "
** jake has been dadded**
Dadded by Hydraawakens69 March 16, 2020
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When a car which is nice and untouched gets modified so much so it becomes Dadded. Typical examples of "Dadded" cars are those with a selection of but no limited to:

Child Seats
Roof Racks
"Baby on Board" signs
Seat Belt Pads
Car Window Shades
Got myself a 135i and I Dadded it out with a roof rack and car seat
Dadded by EiMaJ90 August 30, 2020
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When you tell someone that you aren't mad or hate them, you're just disappointed in them.
Shack: I like Nitro and understand why he changed paths. I wish him well even if he hates me now because I'm still allied with WTF.

Nitro: I don't hate you because you're allied with offenders. Frankly I don't even HATE you, just really disappointed.

Shack: Don't dad me bro
Nitro: too late you've been Dadded
Dadded by Nitrøglycerin May 5, 2024
When you beat the shit out of someone in a dealer in CRIMINALITY BETA on The platform known as ROBLOX, or one 'tap' someone with an ithaca (preferably 'super shotty') while they are at 100% health points.
GET NO DADDED FUCKER!
brooo i got no dadded at 100% health, what the fuck is this game?
No Dadded by Phromes January 4, 2022
Past tense of the word daddy, often referring to someone’s daddy using them.
“He totally daddied her!”
“You’ve been daddied.” - from “Kiss The Go-Goat” by Ghost
Daddied by yadneerg January 14, 2020

daddydom 

A man that takes the role as a dominant force to a little (litte girl) or a babygirl. A little is the submissive partner to the daddydom. The daddy acts as a leader in the relationship with treats and punishments to his little.
My little has been a bad girl and now needs her punishment from daddydom.
daddydom by kitten_babydoll August 6, 2015
To get faded during the day.
It's Friday, you ain't got a job and you ain't got shit to do... lets gets dayded.
dayded by alwyzjokin October 13, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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