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mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo

person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!

doctor hoo by abfffdd August 3, 2020

Words you can keep

Doctor Hoop

A time paradox. An event where things happen endlessly.

"Trunks going back in time to bone Bulma? That's kind of a Doctor Hoop isn't it?"

Doctor Hoop by SabbyNeko September 29, 2013

DOCTOR OR HOOKER

Girl seems to be wearing a trench coat and alot of muddy makeup, snapping her 3/5 inch heals down the hallway of the hospital stay in rooms. Her partner blocks a fire exit for about 3 minutes while typing on the computer. The team then stairs in a daze as one man needs to puke from so much oxicotton. Then some other of her partners trip thier feet and bump into thigs when they walk.

Little tootsie foot: "I know there was a lot of horse shit on the streets rotting everyone's inside out backin the day and your body needs repair now Daddy, whoa was that a DOCTOR OR HOOKER in that swampy looking trench coat thing?"

Daddy, "I hate that nurse."

Little tootsie foot, I sure have to stair everyone down here incase there would be a fire, and what the hell are they kissing over there or is that her uturus sticking out like a pony? DOCTOR OR HOOKER? "

DOCTOR OR HOOKER by thenonqueefedgazelle January 28, 2010

Hood Doctor

A person who may or may not have a professional medical license that works in lower income neighborhoods. Usually working out of their own home, a Hood Doctor takes in injured people who either can’t afford expensive hospital bills or need to be treated but cannot risk getting attention from the law. These Hood Doctors can perform a variety of things, surgeries, prescriptions, and even embalming; it is always good to get to know you’re Hood Doctor.

Person 1: Marcus got pulled up on last night.
Person 2: Damn, did you take him to the hospital?
Person 1: I mean the mans got like 2 warrants, so we had to take him to the Hood Doctor.

Hood Doctor by TrulyNastee July 26, 2021

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Are Captain Hook & Tinkerbell & Doctor Sparta by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta

Chelsea Peretti Is Captain Hook And Tinkerbell And Doctor Sparta by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

doctorhood

doctor - hood

noun

a doctor of any type can be apart of a doctor hood.

but, a proper doctor now a days always attains a doctoral degree, which includes a doctorate of filosofy, or a doctorate of medicine, or a doctorate of laws , or a doctorate of other disciplines .

so, a doctorhood is a hood of doctors.

a doctor hood is a doctor with a hood, which is provided on graduation day. once conferred as a doctor.

a doctorhood is a hood of doctors.

doctorhood by addake November 27, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026