doct 

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

doct by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

doct'ed 

when you share access to a google document with someone.

hey, i just doct'ed you. check your email. or i don't know what you are talking about, you haven't doct'ed me yet.

doct'ed by swimminginthetoilet April 28, 2010

doct pinnin 

doct pinnin means you have the best/hardest fits or someone else pointed out somebody who has the best fit

Guy 1: Yo, that guy over there got a hard ass fit not gonna lie

Guy 2: Yeah he doct pinnin!

doct pinnin by CxConem July 14, 2023

to doct 

Verb, to doct, the infinitive of the action noun doctor. It means to doct or decrease one's wallet, paycheck or bank account, as opposed to heal, and healer, who are concerned with your health instead.

My mom got cancer and she went to the doctor to doct her bank account, he gave her poisons, took her money, chopped off some body parts and threw her in a grave.
Dude, should have gone to a Healer, instead.
Yeah, now you tell me.
Man, Healers heal and Doctors doct.

to doct by Comrade Plasternasty April 21, 2009

Doctape 

A sexual position where you use ducttape to keep the ass cheeks open while eating a girl out. This way you can use both hands to pleasure her.

Inventing the doctape is probably Docs greatest achievement.

Doctape by Doc Savage cult February 10, 2021

ship's doctor syndrome 

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

ship's doctor syndrome by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

like a doctor 

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.

the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.

like a doctor by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017