dock fucker
Some one who has sex with a literal dock and gets splinters in their dick casing deep pain in the foreskin
dock fucker by magical baby fetus June 9, 2019
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dickfucker
No real meaning... just a nasty sounding name to call someone when you're really pissed off at him. A word to be blurted out in anger, just like son of a bitch, cocksucker or asshole.
dickfucker by twtbc April 21, 2010
Dickfuckery
A versatile phrase, with two primary uses.
1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.
2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) The act of playing a fool/being intentionally stupid/messing around, but taking it too far.
2) An organisation/organiser, your employer, or someone in charge in general imposing regulations that are completely unnecessary and aggravating.
1) "It was funny watching Gilmore try breaking the ice, until she made that Holocaust joke. Absolute dickfuckery."
2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
2)"Last time I was at the airport they made me take off my flip flops to go through the metal detector. Absolute dickfuckery!"
Dickfuckery by Couple of sheep here and there October 24, 2017
dickfuckery
Mischievous "griefing" behavior, with an intent to cause trouble. Similar meaning to "fuckery," but with more malice.
Oh, we got into all sorts of dickfuckery last night. Drank malt liquor, peed in a copcar, called some cheeleaders fat... good times.
dickfuckery by Ubiquitousnewt July 15, 2011
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