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a way of life(in china it may be refered to as a religion). to go with the flow, to be positive, to agree with most things, to enjoy life to the fullest, to live the high-life.
luke: wow, geremy seems really happy now adays.
jon: yeah, he converted to doaism.
luke: really?, is that why hes always having sex with like ten girls at once and getting high?

jon: no, he just went on welfare to afford it all.
doaism by luke fortune January 29, 2007
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dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."
I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!
dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009
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doaism • Daismarie • dogism • donism • #Doism • daoism • Deaism • Docism • Doeism • dooism
the belief that doing is everything.
He's not a talker. He believes in doism.
doism by BernardZit October 31, 2020

dorismar 

A beautiful girl with eyes that glitter like the sea. Usually very kind and quiet until you get to know them better. A great kisses indeed.
Have I told you about Dorismar? Her eyes make my heart flutter.
dorismar by Blueskys26 October 3, 2017
The worshiping of the cannabis plant and all its smokable forms
When we went to Amsterdam to enjoy the Cannabis cup we learned the meaning of Dopism at the Various cafe's throughout the city.
dopism by Gaslar the Ganja King February 4, 2010
Uncanny ability to be the smartest person in the room no matter the subject matter; Possess 100 times the experience of a PHD, President, Dictator, Communist, Scientist, Nuclear Physicists or liberal. Able to convince anyone in the position of authority the sky is purple and everyone else in the world is wrong.
William sure threw some doeism on the boss today!
Doeism by minertrash September 18, 2014
Urban dictionary; define dogism -

A religion of worship for four legged creatures to a sacred bowl. Dried bits of horrible mush are placed in the bowl by the humans of the four legged creatures prior to the commencement of prayers. Prayer services incorporate, chewing horrible mush, potentially being very enthusiastic regarding the prayer services and most fundamentally, finish all the mush. Dogism practices manipulating the humans into ceaseless amounts of belly rubs, infinite number of butt, butt, butts, and the senseless game of catch. This is all in service to worship and bring honor to their Giant Bone Creator. A faithful member of the dogism religion will in addition to the prayers and enslavement, will fight satan via the winged creatures that poop on porches, enter human bedrooms, or just exist. An additional sign of pioty, is adoring the humans girlfriend above all. Dogism practices laziness, and to work or pay for their way in this world is blasphemous.

Anti Dogism - not having a four legged creature heart eye emoji.
Although catism has its benefits, he’s a fan of the followers of dogism.
Dogism by ThePurpleRaccoon September 10, 2019
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