Docism

As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.

My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.

Docism by dcrophopper May 7, 2015

dogism 

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

doism 

the belief that doing is everything.

He's not a talker. He believes in doism.

doism by BernardZit October 31, 2020

dorismar 

A beautiful girl with eyes that glitter like the sea. Usually very kind and quiet until you get to know them better. A great kisses indeed.

Have I told you about Dorismar? Her eyes make my heart flutter.

dorismar by Blueskys26 October 3, 2017

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis 

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis by toasty816 November 21, 2010

dopism 

The worshiping of the cannabis plant and all its smokable forms

When we went to Amsterdam to enjoy the Cannabis cup we learned the meaning of Dopism at the Various cafe's throughout the city.

dopism by Gaslar the Ganja King February 4, 2010

Doeism 

Uncanny ability to be the smartest person in the room no matter the subject matter; Possess 100 times the experience of a PHD, President, Dictator, Communist, Scientist, Nuclear Physicists or liberal. Able to convince anyone in the position of authority the sky is purple and everyone else in the world is wrong.

William sure threw some doeism on the boss today!

Doeism by minertrash September 18, 2014