Docism

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As you age and your hearing begins to fail. The words that you hear are no longer the words that are actually being spoken. The responses that you give that no longer make sense in a natural conversational manner would be considered a docism.

My dad's buying a Jeep......What's you dad buying sheep for....Oh what a docism.
Your name's Crazy....your names Tracy....Oh your names Francine.

Docism by dcrophopper May 7, 2015

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dogism

dogism is a religion inwich one follows the code of the dogs. wich is simple "if you cant eat it and you cant fuck it, piss on it."

I follow dogism... why did you think i pissed on my homework? it isnt sexy.... and it tastes like shit!

dogism by doggyfluff^^ October 26, 2009

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Docism • dogism • donism • #Doism • dcisms • doaism • Docimus • docisium • docksmash • DOCKSMITH

doism

the belief that doing is everything.

He's not a talker. He believes in doism.

doism by BernardZit October 31, 2020

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dorismar

A beautiful girl with eyes that glitter like the sea. Usually very kind and quiet until you get to know them better. A great kisses indeed.

Have I told you about Dorismar? Her eyes make my heart flutter.

dorismar by Blueskys26 October 3, 2017

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super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis

like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.

Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..

super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis by toasty816 November 21, 2010

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dopism

The worshiping of the cannabis plant and all its smokable forms

When we went to Amsterdam to enjoy the Cannabis cup we learned the meaning of Dopism at the Various cafe's throughout the city.

dopism by Gaslar the Ganja King February 4, 2010

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Doeism

Uncanny ability to be the smartest person in the room no matter the subject matter; Possess 100 times the experience of a PHD, President, Dictator, Communist, Scientist, Nuclear Physicists or liberal. Able to convince anyone in the position of authority the sky is purple and everyone else in the world is wrong.

William sure threw some doeism on the boss today!

Doeism by minertrash September 18, 2014

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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