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slippery-do-dog 

When one person sticks a wet finger into the anus of another person.
Usually used to intimidate or to get revenge.
Similar to a wet-willy, but more anal.
Bro #1: Dude, I heard that he just stole your gf!
Bro #2: That's it, I'm going to go give him a slippery-do-dog!
slippery-do-dog by slipperyday February 14, 2014

a dog could do it

Just anything you could do that a dog could do aswell.
A random dog. a dog could do it. E.g Spot, Lassie, Beethoven, Santa's Little Helper and Kipper.
a dog could do it by Dave Mute December 16, 2005

Do your thang dog 

Stop being lame af
Paul says to Jordan, "Do your thang dog".
Paul wants Jordan to stop being lame af and go to that comedy show with his friends.

Do you own a dog? 

A discreet phrase to get the fuck out! Or just leave a function.
"Sue Ann, do you own a dog?"
"Yes, Ariff I do"
*leaves*
Do you own a dog? by fragrant tofu October 18, 2023

it's what dogs do

an excuse dog owners use to weasel their way out of taking responsablity for their dog's actions
neighbor: your dog's incessant barking keeps me up all night! please stop leaving it outside!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog keeps getting out of your backyard and shitting on and digging up my lawn! please secure your gate better!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.

neighbor: your dog got out and mauled my 5 year old on his way home from school!
dog owner: it's what dogs do.
it's what dogs do by Ameslan June 1, 2017

Doggily Do

Community agreement to commit necessary crime for survival. For example, When food stamps didn't go on for the month because of the government shut down and the cashier's at stores all decided to look away from people stealing food.
Gotta do the doggily do.
Doggily Do by Isaiah Homer October 30, 2025