dntmf 

acronym - Does Not Tickle My Fancy.

Verbose variation on Do Not Want.

Guy #1: Dude, check out this chick. Isn't she crazy hot?
Guy #2: *shrug* DNTMF.

dntmf by eliteR May 19, 2009

DTMFA

Stands for 'Dump The Motherfucker Already'. From Dan Savage's 'Savage Love' column. It's advice given to someone complaining about a significant other's repellent behaviour. Often given, seldom taken. Concise, if not tactful, it's often a shock to the complainant, who might not be able to look at the situation objectivelly and see how bad it's gotten.
Should be used either when a person keeps repeating the same complaints over and over again and seems unhappy in the relationship and unwilling to do anything about it, or when anyone can see at a glance that it's a toxic, if not abusive, relationship.

(a)
Lindsey: "Aargh, I'm so frustrated with Jon, he never calls when he says he will and keeps telling me about what other girls are hot! What should I do???"
Rachel: "Well, considering you've been doing nothing but tell me about how much you hate Jon for the past three months, you should either tell him this, or DTMFA. We're all sick of hearing it!"

(b)
Alex: "Yeah, I'd love to come hang out with you guys, but Jamie will totally lose it if I talk to another girl. Last time I went somewhere without her she locked me out of the house and wouldn't talk to me for two days."
Leighanne: What the hell? She sounds like a total psycho. You should DTMFA before she boils your bunny or something.

DTMFA by Stalkertime December 22, 2008

DTMF 

Stands for Dump The Mother Fucker. Used when you are going to, have, or are dumping your partner.

Present: Dumping The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm DTMF right now

Past: Dumped The Mother Fucker.
ex: I DTMF yesterday

Future: Dump The Mother Fucker.
ex: I'm going to DTMF tonight.

My boyfriend was getting on my nerves, so I DTMF!

DTMF by Mariana-ana August 30, 2009

DTMFA

Dump the motherfucker already

Wife won't go down on you? DTMFA.

DTMFA by S1r Hax July 23, 2003

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)

An indivual who presents false information with the intention of deceiving another party and trying to look like a baller or to make himself or herself look good. In many cases done infront of an oppisite sex to try and seduce them.

To lie outrageously or brazenly

1.) "Artin lies to make friends when he is around mona his girlfriend."

2.) Navid lies to make friends to Arta to excite him.

3.) Asif says: My name is usif Arta says: Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF)Asif!

4.) Converstation form: Nadim says: "My neckalace is $50 christina" Arta responds " Nadim Don't lie to make friends, you don't have $50"

Don't lie to make friends (DLTMF) by Arta November 30, 2005

DTMF 

Dual Tone Multiple Frequency. Pressing a button on the keypad of a touch-tone phone generates a pair of tones of specified frequency and duration. The network or the equipment at the other end of the connection (such as a remote control for a phone answering machine, or a telephone interconnect system) detects and interprets these tones. In analog networks, audible tones generated by the network provide the call progress indications to the user. Different tones allow the human ear to interpret the progress of the call. On digital networks (such as PBX or ISDN), the network may send indication messages to the phone to indicate the status of the call, and the phone may generate most tones locally, driven by those messages.

(touch tone® dialing format)

DTMF by IRISHREPUBLICANARMY January 10, 2004

DNMMFAWFIAAEWSSP 

A clever acronym created by the Blue Man Group, which stands for: Do not mistake me for a wizard for I am an elf with shape shifting powers.

Kenny: Cast a fire spell!
Richard: DNMMFAWFIAAEWSSP, prick.

DNMMFAWFIAAEWSSP by ii iRAVE October 22, 2010