lolcow

(noun) An individual, typically one who uploads pictures of himself to an internet site, who is overweight, and only contributes to the amusement of others.

All punkr0cker42 ever does is miss the obvious and get cheeto dust on his keyboard. What an lolcow.

by eliteR August 13, 2007

dntmf

acronym - Does Not Tickle My Fancy.

Verbose variation on Do Not Want.

Guy #1: Dude, check out this chick. Isn't she crazy hot?
Guy #2: *shrug* DNTMF.

by eliteR May 20, 2009