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Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.
Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*
Djoats by barrano247 January 10, 2012
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djaculate 

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation
Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.
djaculate by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011
A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.
I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.
Doach by Coach Mike August 19, 2018
When a woman jacks off two men at once, hence a "djack" or double jack.
When Lydia came home to find two men naked in her apartment, she asked if they would like a djack.
Djack by efube October 6, 2011

Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.
Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"
Doachtastic by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010
A French variation of the name Joshua, Djochoua has the same meaning and is pronounced the same way as Joshua, phonetically.

Phonetically? Sure! "Dj" like the country "Djibouti" - "ch" like the word "charade" - "ou" like the word "through" - Pronounce it all together: Djochoua = Joshua.
Hey man! How do you pronounce your name?

Joshua?

No, no no, it stars with a D! Doo-choch-oo-wah?

Ha ha, Djochoua? Yeah, it's a French variation of Joshua.
Djochoua by JBB753 April 17, 2011