djoac

dirty underpants left at your grandparents house

last night me n nanny had a fun night , i might’ve did a djoac

by chesborg May 8, 2023

Djoats

Djoats is a member of the internet forum Kanyetothe. He is known for his terrible taste in music and retarded opinions, but is most infamous for his admitted hobby of masturbating to singer/sweet muthafucka Drake. He has on numerous occasions been caught masturbating to Drake's music, to Drakes images, and masturbating to Drakes pictures while playing his music.

Djoats is walking down the street:

Djoats: "Hmm hmmm trust issues"

Suddenly...a car drives by playing the song crew love.

Djoats:"OOHH SHITT UHH CREW.....LOVE!"

*begins to masturbate on sidewalk and cums vigorously*

by barrano247 January 10, 2012

djaculate

when you're at the club and the dj unknowingly drops a sick beat on you causing premature ejaculation

Man, when that fly dj dropped Pump up the Jam, I djaculated all over the club.

by ftrain1224 November 11, 2011

Doach

A parent who is also a volunteer coach for youth athletics. Taken from the combination of Dad and Coach, but the meaning has become applicable to any parent coach combination.

I reached out to my daughter's doach to talk about his behavior at our game today.

by Coach Mike August 19, 2018

Djack

When a woman jacks off two men at once, hence a "djack" or double jack.

When Lydia came home to find two men naked in her apartment, she asked if they would like a djack.

by efube October 6, 2011

Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.

Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"

by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010

Djochoua

A French variation of the name Joshua, Djochoua has the same meaning and is pronounced the same way as Joshua, phonetically.

Phonetically? Sure! "Dj" like the country "Djibouti" - "ch" like the word "charade" - "ou" like the word "through" - Pronounce it all together: Djochoua = Joshua.

Hey man! How do you pronounce your name?

Joshua?

No, no no, it stars with a D! Doo-choch-oo-wah?

Ha ha, Djochoua? Yeah, it's a French variation of Joshua.

by JBB753 April 17, 2011