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Doachtastic

The art of being dreadfully shitty and awesome at the same time. This state of being can be obtained only by spending extended periods of time with other doaches of the same gender. This adjective can be used in place of awesome, good, superb, etc.
Doach #1: "What's up, brah? You get any head last night from your girl?". Doach #2: "Yeah, man, it was fucking doachtastic!"
Doachtastic by The Noice Guy August 24, 2010
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captain douchetastic 

A person who becomes severely agitated when they are called a douche/douchebag or any other form of the word douche.
Guy 1: Have you met Milo?
Guy 2: You mean captain douchetastic?
Guy 1: Yeah, that's him.

douchetastic 

A contraction of "douche" and "fantastic". Something displaying the qualities of a douche to an extreme or fantastic degree could be described as douchetastic.
"Elf", starring Will Farrel, is a douchetastic movie, because Will Farrel is a douche, and only other douches think he's funny.
douchetastic by Yuliq M'diq December 25, 2004

douchetastic 

someone or something so horribly douche-y and over confident for no reason that it is ridiculous
"is that zach troyer?"
"yeah, he is really douchetastic."

Douchetastic 

1. When something is so lame, it only appeals to douches. Usually the only followers, consumers, believers or participants will be douches.

OR/AND

2. When something is so lame, it acts like a magnet for douches, bring them and their uptightness, funny egos, bad jokes and bad dress sense along.
1. Dwane: that 500 point Charazard on World of warcraft really got me going. You should really start playing world of warcraft, wearing cartoon t-shirts and listening to the same 5 songs on repeat.

Evan: So you all went to the church to play world of war craft and fiddle with each others testicals, Douchetastic!

2. We had been going to this animation conference for a long time, but all of a sudden, the place started to smell of aftershave, deodorant and douche. Too many people were wearing C Dos, C Dos Run, Run Dos Run T-shirts and everyone was talking about anime and japanese animation. It was truley Douchetastic. We stopped going.

douchetastic 

when someone who is normally an idiot does something uncharacteristically well.
Phil usually makes an ass of himself at meetings, but today he was douchetastic!

Douchetasticness 

The ability to be a fantastic fat douche. To be judged on your amount of douche.
People in future generations will remember your douchetasticness.
Douchetasticness by douchetasticness September 15, 2009